Conservapedia On General Relativity
Reading the spare Conservapedia entry on Einstein one would get the impression that the author doesn't much like the theory of general relativity.
That's probably because counting the days prior to the creation of earth and earth's solar system represents a special problem for Creationists, particularly when time itself isn't fixed. I've always wondered why fundamentalists and evangelicals have confined their public attacks to evolution, leaving physics curricula to stand as the playground of heathen.
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Update:
Jon Swift provides more amusing examples of Conservapedia silliness in his crossposted satiric take on Conservapedia at Shakespeare's Sister and Jon Swift.

Oh my God. They really said "Only one Nobel Prize" was given to Einstein? Like that's a bad thing? Do these nutjobs imagine that someone out there has filled up a trophy case with the things?
Freaking morons.
Posted by: Dustin | February 23, 2007 at 01:07 PM
Dustin,
I've got six and I'm up for two more this year. Don't you have any?
Posted by: DrX | February 23, 2007 at 01:15 PM
They do attack physics,including the Big Bang. They just call anything in science that is inconsistent with Genesis," evolution."
Posted by: ObiterDicta | March 01, 2007 at 11:52 PM
hear hear! they've actually BLOCKED editing the Bush articles because people keep mentioning things on the Iraq War! Makes me glad I'm a sabatuer :)
Posted by: S | November 16, 2007 at 12:35 PM