Cowboy Deaths, in Descending Order of Degree of Dignity

Boots on

Boots on, but on the wrong feet

One boot on, one boot off

Holding boots above head while crossing river

Boots off

Boots on hands, creating sound effects for campfire story

Boots in carry-on bag, wearing an old pair of tennis shoes until he gets there

One old boot and one new boot, walking around Kohl's shoe department to see how they feel

— Nathan Thornton

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Boots on fire after dancing drunk in the campfire.