A small plane made a successful emergency landing on Lakeshore Drive in Chicago at 5:45 Sunday morning. LSD is a highway running along the city shoreline. The best part of the story:
Two cars actually hit the airplane after it landed – and then, mysteriously, sped off, Pedersen said. One can only imagine what their drivers were thinking.
WTF? Was that a plane? Shit! I'm drunk, better not wait for the cops; or damn, I don't have license; or fuck, I got warrants.