Rev. Ted Haggard has completed three weeks of intensive counseling and has come away with the realization that he is "completely heterosexual."
And, what's up next for Haggard? He and his wife will pursue online Masters Degrees in psychology.
No, this isn't from an article in the ONION. It's from the Denver Post.
[Tim] Ralph (one of Haggard's overseers) said three weeks of counseling at an undisclosed Arizona treatment center helped Haggard immensely and left Haggard sure of one thing.
"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."
Haggard is "completely heterosexual?" What would constitute being partially heterosexual or partially gay? And, regarding Haggard's plan to pursue a Masters in psychology online, I refer back to these earlier posts (here and here).