After Bill Clinton won the White House in '92, the president and Mrs. Clinton paid a visit to Hillary's hometown of Park Ridge, Illinois. Driving around town, they pass a service station where Hillary recognizes the attendant working the gas pump.
"I used to date that guy," she says to Bill.
The president smiles and says "Well, lucky you. Instead of being married to a gas station attendant you married me and now you're the First Lady of the United States."
Hillary smiles back at him. "No lucky you, Bill. You married me and now you don't have to pump gas for a living."
H/T: Eric Zorn