But there's always something new out there:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A former Los Angeles-area elementary school teacher has been charged with lewd acts on children, including putting cockroaches on students' faces and offering them a spoonful of what may have been semen, authorities said on Tuesday.[..]Authorities said some photographs showed girls being offered a blue plastic spoon that contained a clear or white substance, which authorities now believe may have been semen.
Early in the investigation, detectives recovered a similar blue spoon from the trash within the teacher's classroom that tested positive for semen, said Sheriff's Sergeant Dan Scott of the special victims unit.
Berndt's DNA was found to match that of the DNA profile found on the spoon, he added.