I know that plenty of people will love this, but I see it as a cry for help.
(Full Disclosure: I went through hardcore elementary school training for years and I believe it contributed to my inability to write by hand today. Yes, I know. Some people loved penmanship class and homework. The training works for some kids, but it's torture for others. I think my left sensory-motor areas associated with writing are permanently damaged. These days I can hardly address an envelope. I'm not kidding. In college and grad school I always included a heartfelt apology with exam essays.)
H/T: Shiela Kennedy