The social media guy for the Houston Rockets was fired for posting this tweet during a game against the Mavericks. He removed it and apologized, but that wasn't enough. A real man had to lose his job because a cartoon gun was pointed at a cartoon horse's head.
I'd be happy to sign the petition to commit the entire internet now.
When I was age 2 or 3*, I was awakened one night by a hand softly held against my back. For reasons unknown to me, I believed it was my grandfather. I turned to look at him, but no one was there. If someone had been standing there, it wouldn't have been my grandfather because he died six years before I was born.
I was spooked, but also wanted to see him, so I left the bedroom I shared with my brother and embarked on a search.