I was at Walgreen's, seated in a waiting area while a pharmacist prepared my prescription. An older Hispanic woman and a little girl, about age 5, were seated nearby.
An employee entered the waiting area from the adjacent health clinic. Clipboard in hand, she addressed the older woman.
Employee: Father's name?
Older Woman: (speaking with Spanish accent) O'Neill.
Employee: (speaking slowly as she writes on her clipboard) Oat ... meal.
Little Girl: OH NEILL!